milk it for all it's worth
I just got DSL installed (the technician is actually still here this very mo, playing with Maisie while he waits for the phone line ping to work) here in the new ATC HQ in Hayes Valley, and can now resume my digital life outside of free wireless cafes.
So here's today's piece of inanity:
Amazon started offering gourmet foods. So far, 737 people have reviewed "milk." Here are clips from my favorites:
"If god spit in my mouth, I assume this is what it would taste like. It's that good.
"Before I start, however, I should state that to understand what Dean Foods's particularly frightful form of absenteeism has encompassed as a movement and as a system of rule, we have to look at its historical context and development as a form of infernal politics that first arose in early twentieth-century Europe in response to rapid social upheaval, the devastation of World War I, and the Bolshevik Revolution."
"My position at Tuscan Dairy Products was called "Container Control Specialist".I know what you're thinking, "DREAM JOB". You couldn't be more right."
So here's today's piece of inanity:
Amazon started offering gourmet foods. So far, 737 people have reviewed "milk." Here are clips from my favorites:
"If god spit in my mouth, I assume this is what it would taste like. It's that good.
"Before I start, however, I should state that to understand what Dean Foods's particularly frightful form of absenteeism has encompassed as a movement and as a system of rule, we have to look at its historical context and development as a form of infernal politics that first arose in early twentieth-century Europe in response to rapid social upheaval, the devastation of World War I, and the Bolshevik Revolution."
"My position at Tuscan Dairy Products was called "Container Control Specialist".I know what you're thinking, "DREAM JOB". You couldn't be more right."
"I couldn't believe the bouquet on this bovine libation - the sweet intoxicating blend of grass and grains, lovingly masticated and fermented into the supple, luxurious laiche that is Tuscan Whole Milk."
Laughter. It does a body good.
Posted by
Curt Barker |
2:25 PM
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