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So Barely Larry and I are at Def Leppard last weekend, and I comment on how great the skinny-ass shirtless bassist has held up lo these 20 years. "That's what heroin does for a body" says I. "Actually," Larry chirped earnestly, "he's really into yoga."

I responded to him the the only way one can to such a statement, by flipping him the bird. He shrugged.

And that exchange pretty much says it all. Larry may be the well-paid cover band rocker, but I ask you -- which one of us has rock and roll in our hearts?