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Roller Derby Bulletin

I missed practice the other day because of lab, and I'm holding out to go back until I see the hand specialist on the 6th. My right hand's pretty much a claw at this point.

I was helping Matt back his loaded pickup safely out of the driveway yesterday... I was trying to signal that he was clear via a thumbs-up, and he was shrugging at me, giggling, and not moving. My right thumb doesn't DO thumbs-up any more...it sort of flaccidly droops over to my left. Mocking the handicapped. Nice.

Please to be suggesting possible sources of psychosomatism that would cause The Claw -- winning entry gets a hand (get it?) - knitted scarf by yours truly. Submit via Comments. All Rights Reserved.